This deep into his disaster of a time running Twitter and people are still reporting “Elon Musk said he’d give Wikipedia a billion dollars to change their name to DICKipedia xDDDDD” as a wacky story, Which first of all implies the sad possibility that there are people who still find his “let that sink in” shtick funny, but his questioning of Wikipedia is uh. Actually p. sinister
Like, it’s easy to go “haha, he doesn’t know about hosting costs!” But he. Clearly does know that hosting one of the world’s top ten most visited websites costs a lot of money. He wants to sow doubt and conspiracies, and it’s working, judging by his replies
Also, he’s a rich guy who loves spreading misinformation, mad that Wikipedia doesn’t allow it. He also is baffled by the idea he can’t buy it, that it’s not trying to make money
He doesn’t even have any specific criticisms of Wikipedia. Jimmy Wales called him out for removing verification with very specific criticisms, and he just responded “please fix Wokipedia”. Ladies and gentlemen…got ‘em!!!!!1!
Heya folks! If you been enjoying the latest Cyberrats art, the new kickstarter is live!
Cyberrats is a rules light, tactics heavy LUMEN system game inspired by xcom, teenage mutant ninja turtles and shadowrun. Players are mutant rats and interns for one of three evil, world-spanning megacorporations when aliens invade the earth. Not so bad, on paper. A good disaster now and then is good for your bosses bottom line. The issue is that a rival megacorp, Valdivian, has the issue well in hand and refuses to share the alien-fighting market. An unacceptable scenario. Your job is to sabotage the “real” heroes, secure the contract, save the world, and clock out of your shift.
Cyberrats: Rise of the Briny Bastards expands on ideas introduced in the first game, expanding both tactical options AND downtime actions to flesh out who your mutagenic operative is, what their relationship is to their team and what they’re really fighting for when their checks are cashed and the dust settles. We’ve also introduced a bunch of new mutators and classes, a toyetic submarine, and a new enemy faction in the form of an ocean that hates your player characters personally.
Cyberrats gameplay is designed to contrast risky, dangerous missions with the personal stakes of the characters. You’ll watch your helpless intern slowly build out a 90s-action-figure’s worth of extra weaponry, powers and relationships with other players and npcs that can synergize for more and more impressive combat strategies. The numbers are stacked in the enemies favor, and you’re encouraged to find unique ways to break the game balance to survive!
Lancer: “A mech is the least aerodynamic object imaginable short of an actual multiton brick. With judicious application of high-powered rocket boosters you can negotiate a temporary truce with gravity, but it will always reassert itself in the end.”
I honestly have never seen a weapon in a RPG that is as funny to me as GUN:GUN.
A gun that does not exist, cannot exist under the laws of physics and probably exists on some sort of meta level where it gets to hack the actual rulebook you play with.
It does exactly one point of damage. Each round. Every round. There are no defence against it. It has future-proofed itself to ensure that there will never BE any defences against it. It doesn’t even count as an attack.
It will simply plink away at someone for one HP every turn and there’s absolutely nothing they can do about it except try and kill the mech carrying it.
